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ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

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elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

image

Video 20 Apr 2,206 notes

3B meme:
[2/6] Characters: Derek Hale.

(Source: osbrien)

Video 20 Apr 35,710 notes

slayerettespodcast:

[laughs]

[sobs]

(Source: drunkonstephen)

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aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness)

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thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

Text 20 Apr 259,465 notes

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

via Shakedown.
Text 20 Apr 243,635 notes

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

Text 20 Apr 219,526 notes

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas)

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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

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(Source: upinvegas)

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fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming)

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

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